A new product has arrived in the neighbourhood: the electric heated bed. It is small, round, and unnervingly warm at all hours. Traditionalists argue that it undermines the sacred relationship between a cat and a sunbeam. Modernists argue that it works at night.
We at Sunbeam take no sides, but we do notice that the heated bed does not move, does not fade, and does not require negotiation. It is, in effect, the world’s most reliable lease. We are watching it closely. We have also quietly purchased three for our showroom and will deny it if asked. Please see Pemberton for pricing and a short disclaimer about fire.
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