Is the sunbeam included?
The sunbeam is included between 11:00 and 14:30. Outside those hours it is, regrettably, a rumour.
What is a cosy deposit?
Two treats and a firm head bump, paid up front.
Can I bring a second cat?
You can, but they will want the same spot. Our mediation service is available at 40 per hour.
Do you cover cushions?
Cushions are chattels, not fixtures. See the glossary.