There are houses, and then there is the Airing Cupboard Penthouse. Located on the top shelf above the hot water tank, this deluxe suite offers constant 27 degree comfort, freshly laundered towel bedding, and a faint hum that residents describe as ‘the building purring back’.
It has been occupied by only one tenant in the last six years, a former opera singer called Madame Ludmila, who has now retired to Spain and left her slippers. We are seeking offers around 190 treats a month. The ladder is not included. The jump is a question of confidence. Viewings by appointment and by leap only.
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